I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I fill condoms, not promises.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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