Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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