So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just come out here and I will go home with you...
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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