hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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