You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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