That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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