yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Randomize
