im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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