his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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