Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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