I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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