I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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