we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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