Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
