Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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