My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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