I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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