got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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