keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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