If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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