Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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