u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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