She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I know her cup size but not her name....
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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