I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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