Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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