i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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