I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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