david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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