My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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