Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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