Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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