oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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