he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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