I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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