Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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