we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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