that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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