Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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