maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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