There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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