If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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