All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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