Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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