How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
My balls are so social today.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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