oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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