Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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