question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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