Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
whose parrot is this?
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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