I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Ladies don't puke and tell
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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