we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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