God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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